Bryan

The captain of this short bus.

Jen

Does not care about Greg and Dermot's relationship.

Loves sword fighting with Greg.

Sexy and strong but doesn't masterbate because it's a sin.

Loves long walks in the park with her seahorse and may have watched a sword fight once.

Names his kids after the different types of birds he's seen orgasism.

Wasn't circumsized until after he lost his viginity.

Ex-daytime softcore porn star. Loves 70's boobs because they're pointy.