The captain of this short bus.
Does not care about Greg and Dermot's relationship.
Loves sword fighting with Greg.
Sexy and strong but doesn't masterbate because it's a sin.
Loves long walks in the park with her seahorse and may have watched a sword fight once.
Names his kids after the different types of birds he's seen orgasism.
Wasn't circumsized until after he lost his viginity.
Ex-daytime softcore porn star. Loves 70's boobs because they're pointy.